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Basketball joke, anyone?

Sun, 16 May 2010 23:30:09 +0000

A woman is picked up by a basketball player in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt and she sees that on his arm is a tattoo which reads Reebok. She thinks that’s a bit odd and asks him about it.

He says, “When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for the advertisement.”

A bit later, his pants are off and she sees Puma tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word Aids tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock. “I’m not going to do it with a guy who has Aids!”

He says, “It’s cool baby…in a minute it’s going to say Adidas.

JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:33:34 +0000

funny or not?

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo
artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh
just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”
She says “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!

Holiday Joke? You won’t regret reading? This time can you rate it on a scale 1-10 10 being the best?

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:32:45 +0000

A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”

She says “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!”

I give it an 8. I laughed out loud.

The tatoo (joke)?

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:33:55 +0000

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh.

She says “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!”
Star if you like!

more nice joke?

Sun, 21 Feb 2010 23:29:14 +0000

woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she
wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh.So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you don’t mind,could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”She says “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that
there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.”

Not a clean joke?

Sat, 20 Feb 2010 01:07:49 +0000

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.

She also wants him to put the words “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good.

The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with “Merry Christmas” on her left thigh just below the bikini line.

So the guy does that one and it turns out pretty good as well.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist says, “If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”

She replies, “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!”

is one more tattoo joke out of line?

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 10:29:48 +0000

You might wanna save these for the holidays kids….

Holiday Tattoo Joke as sent in by a friend.

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that
she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her inner right thigh just below
her bikini line.

She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under
the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry
Christmas” down on her inner left thigh. So the guy does it and it
comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to
leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you don’t mind, could you tell me
why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your inner thighs?”

She says “I’m sick and tired of my man complaining all the time
that there’s nothing good to eat between
Thanksgiving and Christmas!”