Posts Tagged ‘Find’

Caution jokes. If you have no sense of humor please don’t read. I find I need to post this warning because

some people don’t know where they are and think the comments are serious and then tell me to go f**k myself.

THE FRENCH:

Take caution if they ever enter your place.
For the French are a most unusual race.
They eat snails for supper
and never say grace,
They fight with their feet,
and f*ck with their face.

Famous Last Words
“They couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn from th…”
( A confederate general said to one of his officers as he watched the union army set their cannons up too far away. He didn’t get to finish because a union cannonball took his head off. )
I’ll get a world record for this.
Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
Hey there’s no handles inside these car doors!
Gee, that’s a cute tattoo.
Here’s my Kent State student ID.
It’s fireproof.
He’s probably just hibernating.
What does this button do?
I’m making a citizen’s arrest.
Can we get a vision plan?
So, you’re a cannibal.
It’s probably just a rash.
Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
Are you sure the power is off?
Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
No, my shoes aren’t untied.
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
What do you mean, “I’ll be back”?
Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
Where did all those F#*@king indians come from?
I’ve seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
I’ll hold it and you light the fuse.
What’s that priest doing here?
Hi O. J., I’m here to see your ex-wife
Only an idiot would ski into a tree.
Let it down slowly.
Rat poison only kills rats.
OK, I’ll go ahead and make your day.
It can’t possibly rain for forty days and nights.
I’ll get your toast out.
Give me liberty or give me death.
Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
The FBI just came over the ridge.
It’s strong enough for both of us.
This doesn’t taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
I’ve done this before.
This kool-aid tastes funny.
Well we’ve made it this far.
That’s odd.
Hey that’s not a violin.
I’ll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
OK this is the last time.
Don’t be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.
That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
What duck?
apparently TMLLeaf fan doesn’t realize he has no sense of humor. And doesn’t understand warnings. Must be French
Ps there’s a thing called cut and paste

Can you help find me my dream tattoo?

I have always wanted one of a monkey, but I cannot draw and am unable to find a good pic of what I want. Has anyone come across any cute picks of a cartoon/realistic type of baby monkey?

Where can I find drawings of tattoo designs on the web?

I mean drawings, not photos of people wearing tattoos.

where can i find tattoo designs online?

I’m stationed in germany and I’m going home on leave at the end of december and i want to get a fairy tattoo on my hip. i’ve been trying to find exactly what i want, but i’m having a hard time finding decent tattoo websites that are free. does anyone have any suggestions?
just for the record….i already have two tattoos, so telling me i don’t need one, you’re 3 years too late.

do you know where i can find and buy cheap tattoo equipment like tattoo gun, power supply box, foot pedal, ink

i live in the baltimore maryland area so anywhere close to there. plz help

Where can I find cool geometric designs of tribal hand tattoos??????????????????

Where Can I Find Rockabilly Tattoo Designs ?

Where can you find some good designs I’m planing to get my arm done and I’m look for as many ideas as possible.
Website links or pictures would be lovely
Thank you