more nice joke?
woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she
wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh.So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you don’t mind,could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”She says “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that
there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.”
LMAO!
ahahah I love it
wahahaha?
ugh
NICE!!! Keep up the good jokes. Here’s a blonde joke:
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
1. Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another dress for you to clean.”
Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, “Come again?”
“No,” says Monica. “Mustard!”
2.
A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, “Well, that’s great, just great! Some asshole’s got my pen!”
LOL!?
it’s okay….doesn’t really make me laugh out loud though
Oh my God! That was soooooo Funny…mind-blowing!