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is one more tattoo joke out of line?

You might wanna save these for the holidays kids….

Holiday Tattoo Joke as sent in by a friend.

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that
she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her inner right thigh just below
her bikini line.

She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under
the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry
Christmas” down on her inner left thigh. So the guy does it and it
comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to
leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you don’t mind, could you tell me
why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your inner thighs?”

She says “I’m sick and tired of my man complaining all the time
that there’s nothing good to eat between
Thanksgiving and Christmas!”